This guy is upset because the TSA officer took his water bottle from him at the security checkpoint. He thinks that if he can get the officer to understand that the laptop that is allowed on the flight is much more dangerous in the hands of a technologically gifted person such as himself because he can make the batteries explode, the officer will see how harmless the water is in comparison and return it. He is of course mistaken, and his girlfriend is not amused because he always does things like this and this will instead upset the officer and delay their travel.
Note: the author feels that women are superior to men.
