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Toby, Dave & Ian Explain XKCD

There is a graph. On the X axis is sex, on the Y is computer.

March 1, 2010 at 1:54pm
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A man and a woman attempt to engage in sexual foreplay aided by a set of novelty “sex dice.” These dice, which generally combine a sexual act with a body part, are meant to be rolled and taken as directions for an action to perform on the partner’s body. Some examples of possible output from a rolled pair sex dice: “tickle tits”, “massage mouth”, “spank vagina” and “sex butt.”
However, the horny stick-figure couple from today’s comic strip have a problem: upon rolling the dice only one of them is a sex die - the other is a normal, numbered die. This leads to the humorously non sexual roll, “five breasts.” It is then revealed that the other sex die has been swapped into a children’s fantasy role-playing game, which causes confusion by including sexual concepts into an activity generally void of any.

A man and a woman attempt to engage in sexual foreplay aided by a set of novelty “sex dice.” These dice, which generally combine a sexual act with a body part, are meant to be rolled and taken as directions for an action to perform on the partner’s body. Some examples of possible output from a rolled pair sex dice: “tickle tits”, “massage mouth”, “spank vagina” and “sex butt.”

However, the horny stick-figure couple from today’s comic strip have a problem: upon rolling the dice only one of them is a sex die - the other is a normal, numbered die. This leads to the humorously non sexual roll, “five breasts.” It is then revealed that the other sex die has been swapped into a children’s fantasy role-playing game, which causes confusion by including sexual concepts into an activity generally void of any.

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    Toby, Dave, or Ian has made...huge, huge error...this...
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    love it. real LOLz.
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